10 Animals You Didn’t Know Existed

10. Pistol Shrimp

It snaps its claws and fires a bubble with such force that the air inside the bubble is heated to the temperature of the sun.

It’s the gangsta of the sea. It will pop a cap in yo head.  Holla.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPrGxB1Kzc

9. Leafy Seadragon

It looks like someone hawked a loogie in the ocean.

And even more disgusting is that the female lays her eggs on the tail of the male, and that is where they reside until the leafy sea dragons reach maturity.

8. Narwhal

A mix between a sperm whale and a unicorn… created the gayest animal in the sea.

7. Gila Monster

Looks like an aborted tiger fetus.

6.Sharkray

Half shark, half stingray.  It lives in the filthy  depths of the ocean, sucking for a living

5. Frill Shark

Evolution failed this guy.

4. Hoatzin

Flipping the Bird.

3. Vampire Squid

It squirts blood. It’s like it is constantly on its period.

2. Fossa

It’s basically an evil giant squirrel.

1. Honey Pot Replete Ants

These ants are gorged with food by other worker ants to the point that their abdomens swell to the size of grapes. They then hang from the ceiling and provide nutrients to the colony.

These are the kind of animals that should be locked up in the animal kingdom’s mental institute. Sick bastards.

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