Top Ten Superstitions That Only Make Sense To Stupid People

September 11, 2008 by thetoplistsite

  1. A rabbit’s foot brings good luck. Carrying around an amputated animal part as a keychain brings nothing besides some soft furry comfort in your left pant pocket. Or a slight indecent bump near your crotch which might or might not be confused for a boner.               Read the rest of this entry »

Top Sixteen Chuck Norris Facts

September 5, 2008 by thetoplistsite

1. Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

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Top Twelve Ways To Make Your Parents Believe That You’re Still A Virgin

September 2, 2008 by thetoplistsite

  1. Wear Tight Whities /Granny Panties                                                                                                                                                                
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10 Animals You Didn’t Know Existed

August 29, 2008 by thetoplistsite

10. Pistol Shrimp

It snaps its claws and fires a bubble with such force that the air inside the bubble is heated to the temperature of the sun.

It’s the gangsta of the sea. It will pop a cap in yo head.  Holla.
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Top 8 Olympic Butterfaces

August 28, 2008 by thetoplistsite

For 17 days the world has been transfixed with the Olympics. Everyone tuned in to see the greatest display of competition and sportsmanship…okay who am I kidding most people watched the Olympics to see Michael Phelps. Women drool over his body, but let’s be real he is a total butterface. Phelps however is not the only Olympic athlete with a hott bod, but not so hott face. Read the rest of this entry »

Least sexy words that people think are sexy

August 28, 2008 by thetoplistsite

“And then he touched her supple thigh…”
Mmm tasty! Words like such often convey the idea of sexiness but there is nothing sexy at all about any of the following words on this list… in fact, here are the REAL meanings of these words…

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